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Friday, 25 July 2008

What is your company's turnover and other funny stories

My colleague Deborah Stokes reminded me today of an enquiry we had recently. The chap ran a care home in the south east and wanted to do a CVA. When asked what his turnover was, he said 17.

"Seventeen"?? What do you mean". Replied Deborah

"Oh we have had 17 deaths in the last 6 months"! But it's alright coz the police have cleared us and we are now able to take in more residents from the council"!

Not a home that we would like to put our nearest and dearest into?

We also had an enquiry from a man who wanted to be "liquidised" Not sure how we would do that but we told him how to liquidate the company?

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